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Lemon Pledge

Something which is lacking in things that are lame, crap, poor or weak, and would be less so if more of it was applied.
"This sandwich needs more lemon pledge"

"Our team could have won, they just needed a bit more lemon pledge"

"You might be able to get a girlfriend, you had more lemon pledge"

"We need more lemon pledge"
by munkeemanometal September 6, 2012
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Lemon Pledge

A person who constantly cleans off counter tops with any form of anti-bacterial solution for the purpose of killing boredom as well as germs and infestation.
Josh "we need more Lemon Pledge" Wray
by DrMeathammer January 28, 2010
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Pile of Barbie Dicks

A pile of both male and female penises from a Barbie doll,but since they don't have penises,it is nothing. An insult.
"You're a pile of Barbie dicks,so you're NOTHING!!!"
by Daggers October 31, 2007
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Pile Drive

Freeze a log of feces. Enter a 69 position, with the woman on bottom and man on top. The man uses his hands to plow the woman vaginally or anally with the frozen log while she gives him a rusty trombone (i.e., giving a rim job while performing a hand job). When the man reaches climax, he turns into a position in which he can jizz on his lover's face while slapping her in the face with the soggy poopsicle.
1. I gave my girl a pile drive last night
2. I was a pile driver with that bitch
by TrandyCandy May 1, 2010
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Reverse Pile Driver

A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is no longer facing the receiver.
They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.
by bjmike April 27, 2010
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canadian piledriver waterfall

When a woman is being fucked in the piledriver position. The the man ejaculates and pools his cum in the crevice of her ass and pussy.
The man then allows the cums to drip down onto the face and mouth of the woman that is below. This is a Canadian piledriver waterfall.
My girlfriend was in a piledriver position when I came. So I dripped my cum all over her face giving her a canadian piledriver waterfall.
by whtronin February 20, 2022
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pilebe

*pill-ib-ay*

1.being one who solves a personal enigma, and forgetting how.
2.Being one with an often epiphony or a plethoric realization of ones self, that may change on a regular basis.

slighty an antonym of a martyr, because it is also a synonym.
"This trip made me pilebe, but I can't see where I went anymore."

or... if you are sober:
"I am pilebe, for everything now is perfect in my life. I am happy."
next week,
"everything has turned into shit, and I don't know what happened. I can hardly even recall why it was so great."
by Lebosir October 25, 2007
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