making pearls

To have sex on the beach

Michael: Shay and I are going to the beach.

Alex:are you going to be making pearls??

Michael: Yeahh ;)

by apexrider January 10, 2011

White Pearl

The part of the ejaculation process where the stream of semen is flowing. He's that one guy separated from the pack. He's that lonely, white, sticky, globe flying through the air, looking for a suitable landing zone as he springs from your schlong.

AKA: King Tugancumin

Britney Spears: Hit me baby one more time... with your white pearl.

Scummy looking fella: Post Spears tuggin on the dudes wanker, scum fella squirts his white pearl right into Spears wide open dick muncher. Hole in one!

by That One Being January 1, 2012

Sparkling Pearl Necklace

When a pearl necklace is followed up by throwing a handful of glitter on the recipient.

I gave her a Sparkling Pearl Necklace, is was so pretty.

by ImButters March 18, 2012

cultivating a pearl

What happens when a man has a really sandy vagina.

"Brad sure is in a bad mood. He must be cultivating a pearl."

by Snatchie December 31, 2008

pearl

(Adj) word describing quality of cocaine that is very pure.

Hook me up with a rail of that pearl shit

by Luke Dog March 2, 2004

pear

a female who looks a lot like a pear and has big love handles,if u are a pear that does mean u are fatif u are walking down perhaps a hallway and someone yells pear u may assume it is towards u but u also just might be selfcenterd and have a low self confidence cause u know u look like a pear, pears should be ready for the day that someone might stuff their locker full of telephone book papers or choke slam them.. all pears are cunts

dezzire, knight
wow look at that pear,i hate pears

by fuck pears April 1, 2008

Pearson

Directly related to a Mr Robert "Harold Shipman" Pearson, the legendary dungeons and dragons melch murderer of Manchester University, circa 1988. The male in question should have levels of social retardation bordering on the autistic, a love for the "sport" of dungeons and dragons(strictly pen and paper variety however), an obesession with the orient, and a fine coating of wiry hair. AVOID THE MALE IN QUESTION AT ALL COSTS AND DO NOT ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION!

omg, that guy is such a weirdo, i hope he doesn't go all "Pearson" on us!

by monkeybutler88 December 27, 2007