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Phantom Strain

Causes occasional pain and general weakness. A muscle strain that is regarded by doctors as insignificant, but affects you pretty severely. Usually persists for months, indefinitely, or is chronic.
I have a phantom strain in my right pec. I used to be able to bench 20 pounds more, but Doctors keep telling me nothing is wrong and that I'm fine.
by WraithSpectre October 25, 2019
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Phantom Fart

Refers to a phenomena in which an entity in VR can stimulate a real life fart.

It can be triggered by touching of the anus, fart sounds, and mention of the word fart
Aidan: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart

Cj: “touches Aidans butt

Aidan: “farts”
by Aidanevansyt May 16, 2022
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The Fart Phantom

When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it
Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?

Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it

Ryan W: it was you lachlan.

Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again
by TheIncredibleHunk December 8, 2017
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krait phantom

did you see that krait phantom it? it's a krait ship!
by miri99 January 30, 2023
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phantom docking

when a male has sex with a transgender male, and the males dick is where the other males dick would be if he still had it.
"idk man, i knew he had the surgery and all. but it still felt like his dick was still there. almost like i was phantom docking him"
by blueballsandstickyfingers October 23, 2018
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Phantom Shit

When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom
"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"
by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017
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Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it
So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha
by Misscriant October 31, 2020
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