People Parker

Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.

People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.

Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!

People Parker: *parks right next to her*

Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....

by MeTheTree December 11, 2006

Logimacl people

Somebody who thinks that Logic is not real, mainly because they don't have logic nor common sense. But just look at the music artist... He's real right?

Logimacl people~
Jimmy: EH-MAH-GAWD!! Look at that girl, do you think she'll ask me out?
JimmyJohns: Jimmy, that's just not Logical...
Jimmy: Well than there is no logic... LOOK! SHE'S WALKING TWOARDS ME!!!!
JimmyJohns: Oh boy...
Wendy's: EH-MAH-GAWWWWD!!! It's my long lost brother Jimmy!!!
Jimmy: Long lost brother???
Wendy's: Didn't you know? You're adopted silly...
{Takes off mask, shows true form as Chick~fil~a cow..}
Jimmy: NOOOOO!!!
JimmyJohns: Logimacl people, am I right?
Jim

by ☆【𝕄𝟞ℝ𝕊】☆ November 5, 2020

dead people

usually found as an insulting number.

"there were 2 million dead people found after the disaster"

by Sossololpipi February 13, 2021

People Playground

A semi-popular video-game created by Studio Minus were you can torture humans.

Do you play People Playground?

by Gack 2119 April 3, 2023

Ainu People

A near-extinct ethnic group almost fully assimilated into Japanese society.

The Ainu People are more slavic looking rather then Japanese.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Flower People

Like snowflakes but worse.

All these flower people piss me off so fucking much they're x'ed.

by Turf Wars Sweat October 23, 2019

cardboard people

Individuals who utilize ugly brown cardboard and a black marker to create a message of distress or need in order to dupe the working people out of a couple of nickels or a rotisserie chicken. Also known as pan handlers.

I cannot in good conscience contribute anything to the cardboard people.

by kelsiecole December 29, 2020