Dirty Panda

When you shove a raccoon up your asshole

Yo I just had dirty panda, it was the best experience of my life

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

Trash panda

Those woman at bars that put too much make up on, which makes them look like they have a black eye.

There are too many trash pandas hoes out tonight, hide your credit card.

by anonymous March 13, 2021

panda

Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.

"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."

by jerry January 27, 2004

Paddy

Massive wanker

You're such a paddy

by Swaglord56 September 13, 2015

Paddy whack

When a chic slaps someone across the face with a maxipad. ...preferably used!

My boyfriend would not stop snoring so I paddy whacked him right in the face! His mouth was open and everything! Eew.

by Loo dog March 7, 2017

The Panda

Slang term for genetal herpes. Looks Cute and cuddly on the outside, but "The Panda" can be mean and vicious.

1) I slept with this hot chick last night, but the bitch gave me the panda

2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...

3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda

4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it

5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...

by x_hunter_x March 27, 2011

Panda Jerk

When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.

Your making me looks stupid , PANDA JERK.

by ERICISONFIRE May 29, 2010