Group One

A category of technical/engineering majors at the toughest military academy in the nation which results in

-lack of sleep
-lower GPAs than Group Three Majors
-general feelings of despair and hopelessness

I'm a Group One Major, and I'm better than you.

by Disgruntled Engineer January 24, 2006

Large Ones

A monetary slang term for "Millions". Can also be abbreviated as "large".

"Some lucky son of a gun won 40 large ones in the lottery last night."
"I would love to own a place in New York City, but even half-a-bathroom in down town Manhattan costs 2 large."

by Dihedral Toothpick May 7, 2013

One Million

The biggest number known to man. Scientists have tried to count higher, but it is impossible.

Ryan: I bet I can say a number higher then you.
Dave: Bet? One Million.
Ryan: Oh no

by ThiccGodd January 27, 2020

Back One In

A very significant bowel movement.

Thad: Do not go in the bathroom for the next hour!

Chad: Why broseph? The frat party starts in 30 minutes!

Thad: Trust me! Let it air out!

Chad: But why?

Thad: I had to back one in. And it was a healthy one too!

Chad: Huh?

Thad: You know: Dump some trout, Drop the kids off at the pool, Let one rip.

Chad: OK I gotcha. You could have just sent you took a massive dump.

by ZXY&ABC July 15, 2020

Worst One

Microsoft Office Spell Check

I tried to spell check my email, but I had to cross reference the word I wanted to use with m-w.com because Office spell check is the worst one.

by Timmay June 23, 2003

one day

A euphemistic way of saying never.

My boyfriend keeps asking for anal sex. I tell him I'll let him put it in my butt one day, but we both know it's never gonna happen.

by Not Getting In My Butt September 24, 2009

those ones

A redundant way for uneducated people to say "those."

Your friend: "Do you like those ones?"
You: "Yeah, _those_ are nice."

by jcwla January 17, 2008