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One Inch Punch 

A devastating and extremely powerful strike from the fist that emanates from Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do. The fist strikes the target from only one inch away yet the punch can transfer an incredible force. See also JKD
I gave him a one inch punch and sent his ass flying
One Inch Punch by JediAndi April 4, 2003

one-eyed snake

A penis, named so because of the appearance of a snake with one eye.
My one-eyed snake spit out a load all over some pretty girl's face last night

one upper 

A person that "knows" about everything. This person has done everything you wish you had. If you saw it on television last night, he did it for a family vacation 2 years ago.
JON: I had the best BBQ Chicken last night.

ONE UPPER: Ya, I have the best bbq sauce recipe ever. I won an award for it at the fair a couple of years ago.
one upper by Waggs January 20, 2007

one eyed pirate 

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg
She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate
one eyed pirate by Jesse May 25, 2004

one true pairing

a couple that that other people think matches the best!!
Dylan and Emily is One true pairing or Dylan and Emily is OTP.
one true pairing by JCDERLOL August 12, 2016

One Fucking Two Seconds 

1. A measure of time.

2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.

3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.
"Fuck that. I'll fuck him up in one fucking two seconds!"