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naked angel

A person who is generally considered angelic in appearance or actions stripping all clothes and care for the world.
"They're like an angel! And..... wow. they're naked. I'm in the presence of a naked angel."
by RobotGirl Penny May 11, 2016
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naked

served without packaging, typically in reference to take out food
I'll have a naked Big Mac and a large coke.
by squeenut June 13, 2021
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Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult
Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"
by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023
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Naked in the rain

Feeling the rain on your body while being fully nude.
by Legg-man_okc September 6, 2019
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Nakeds

Usually refers to a new/nooby in survival games, these players usually have little to no loot to their name and spend their time either being nuances or absolute dunces.
"Yo there's some nakeds over there on the beach, let's go mess with them!" -Jared
by MrSquishy March 13, 2022
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Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
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Naked

A fresh spawn on rust. Avoid them most likely scream super loud. Might whip a waterpipe out of there ass
"oh look a naked lets go fuck with him" "oh no the naked whiped a waterpipe out of his ass"
by SMILDODILDO January 9, 2018
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