Mouselotion

a spam page that can’t make a proper grilled cheese and tortures her followers by spam posting a bunch of things, but fictional porn.

“kristina (mouselotion) posted something! oh.. it’s just fictional porn.. *sighs and gets lotion* this is mouselotion’s fault!”

by Mouselotion’s Maid June 21, 2021

girl mouse

N: An optical computer mouse. It has no balls, just a warm inner glow.

Frank: "What kind of mouse are you getting for your PC?"

Joe: "I'm getting a girl mouse. They move much easier, and they have no balls to wash."

by Purple Gurl April 11, 2011

mouse

nickname for small block chevy

by lambe October 24, 2003

Mickey Mouse

Two words used together as an adjective to describe something that is considered lame or uncool.

Dude, this mickey mouse band is a drag, hinges.

Shut up with all your mickey mouse advice.

by Jelly Bean Miller May 11, 2010

bell end mouse

The Bell end mouse is an old computer mouse painted the colour of a standard bell end. However in recent months it has become both a greeting and an insult.

Greeting: oryt bell mouse
Insult: You fucking bell end mouse

by leg-end May 13, 2005

mouse trap

A cat, kitty, puddy, etc., that meows, purrs, and can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

Boots, my mouse trap, caught two mice within two hours of my bringing him home.

Why buy that spring contraption that only squashes your fingers when you can get a real mouse trap--Kitty?

by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2005

Church Mouse

is when a fellow friend is wearing shorts (or pants, yikes) and sneaks the tip of his penis out the bottom of his pants..

used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase

Me: hey guys, look over here!!

Me: ***"CHURCH MOUSE!!"***

friends" awh dude thats ratchet af

by buttsAU May 24, 2018