Mona Lisa

Something that most people get hard to when they see it.

Saw the Mona had a bonah!

pls have seggs with me Mona Lisa!

by big man 22211155 September 20, 2022

Mong

Someone who is quite annoying and isnt very smart

My friend is a mong

by Harrold smithington III September 27, 2022

Mongo

someone who is a straight dumb and is addicted to one thing. like fruit loops.

person 1: jessie is addicted to sauce he is a real mongo.
person 2: ya he is a mega mongo

by WigWamp Master October 9, 2022

Monka Boozled

When you are very confused

What? Why didn't that work? I'm monka boozled right now.

by trendSetter6969 November 14, 2022

Mona Lisa

The artful splatter left on the back of the toilet bowl from explosive diarrhea. Almost like a fecal Rorschach test.

Man, that girl from the party last night got the green apple splatters and left a wicked mona lisa in my toilet. It's very impressive, but i wont be calling her back.

by mr.self.destruct December 13, 2022

Mongo

Used in golf for someone who tries to play a 3 wood from deep rough despite it not working the previous 2 attempts

For fuck sake Paolo hurry up and chip out, your being a mongo again

by Paulc87 December 24, 2022

Mong

English slang term for a simpleton, idiot or genuinely unintelligent person. A diminutive of the word 'Mongoloid'. Used in the same way as 'spastic'.

"Have you heard how he talks? He stutters and mumbles like a right mong..."

"I can't go down the pub in flip-flops, I'll look a right mong.."

by TheValeyard January 27, 2023