Bastard Machine 

“One huge babe magnet that will take over this planet with our style of punk/metal party rock!!! Women love us even more than their boy toys at home!!!”-BASTARD MACHINE

Bastard Machine; “Those dudes Bastard Machine from Santa Cruz are hard sh%t rock’N roll!”

Bastard Machine by Bastard Machine March 15, 2023

Reeves Machine 

(n.) ri vz məˈʃin

A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.

The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.

Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.

Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist, surveying an assembly line of finished Elmo dolls: "This one passes, this one passes, this one is fine, this one.. has wires?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"

Reeves Machine by Lord Toker April 2, 2023

vending machine name

Vending Machine Name is when somebody puts the first letter of their name and number behind it

🗣️:“hey gabby what’s your vending machine name”?

👤: my vending machine name is g5

vending machine name by a3dadonnn_ October 19, 2023

The Soda Machine 

When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).

The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...

The Soda Machine by Magnus69 April 12, 2008

fling hole machine 

a sport emily does in the olympics

person 1: who is that riding the fling hole machine
person 2: thats emily

fling hole machine by theanonymouspanda August 8, 2012

Angry slot machine 

When a girl pulls down on a guys dick as hard as she can like pulling down a slot machine lever.

Michelle and Stephanie pulled down my dick!!! Angry slot machine!!!

Angry slot machine by Eldiablo November 30, 2013

Mexican Washing Machine 

When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman

Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?

Mexican Washing Machine by GingerToothbrush February 27, 2015