iPhone loser

Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.

"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

Loser

Someone who fails at their own self care and blames it on other people. They also tend to not try at anything and just seemingly angry at you when point out what their issues are.

John: My son lives with me and has kid. He doesn’t take care of his kid and instead just does heroine.
Johns New Friend: Sorry Pal, but your son is kind of a loser.

by QuickJ42 August 9, 2022

major loser

a person who is a loser times 6

both mustafa and malik are major losers

by emoneyyyyy August 8, 2019

Loser

Someone who can’t win. Even when they receive something.. they lose it sooner or later. Everyone loses things. Keys wallets, phones, houses. but losers are a bit more obvious, they lose everything and in full view of everyone. Can derive from a fetish because of internal conflict or just plain “God hates me” realisations. Usually a person full of hate. They hate them selves, their friends and their pets. Can manifest implosive or explosive depending on situation. Not necessarily a loser for life, bad child hoods can result in poor self-esteem etc. but who knows. Hey free will right!

Mate: how u going loser?
Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!

Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …

Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?

-dipshit

by -dipshit May 3, 2022

bitchass loser

Anyone named Brian, David, or Dylan

John: “you bitchass loser!”
Dylan: “is it because I’m a Dylan?”

by Bitchass Loser November 19, 2022

loser

An independant full-grown adult man who probably can legally drive a vehicle and can hold a job who, instead of being a decent person who has a life, goes after girls from/in dysfunctional households or who are mentally ill just to prey on their vulnerability to make them fall in love so they'll let him have sex from idealizing him instead of masturbating like a normal person.

That guy is a loser he started dressing scene just to attract emo girls with autism and manic depression so he can use them for sex.

by Tingle Likes Rupees February 12, 2020

loser daughter

a daughter who has “hyperfixations” or “special interests,” like anime, youtube shows, or even the movie Trolls.

“my parents got confused and chose loser daughter.”

by have fun forevs April 13, 2024