Watermelon Bug

An phrase to show a loss for words/bewilderment and/or astonishment

-"I broke up with my boyfriend."

-"Watermelon Bug."
-"What..?"

by Iopon January 11, 2026

watermelon

nonsense; nonsensical

because when you don't know the lyrics to a song you lipsync "watermelon, watermelon" as if you know the words

bro she's just sayin a whole buncha watermelon

by radhikavatsal January 12, 2026

watermelon

nonsense; nonsensical

because when you don't know the lyrics to a song you mouth the words "watermelon, watermelon"

bro shes just sayin a buncha watermelon

by radhikavatsal January 12, 2026

polish watermelon

When you bust a nut inside a watermelon and give it to a friend at a summer party.

Guy 1: I totally gave Joe a Polish watermelon at that party last week!

by Ballllllllllls October 9, 2013

naughty watermelon

When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.

YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)

by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON June 18, 2018

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was eating Watermelonisa's ass last night, and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell. I was confused at first, but when I figured out what was going on, fuck was it good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017