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Jason

This specifically refers to a Jason M.

Charismatic, charming, handsome, seemingly gentle, funny, wildly intelligent and speaks multiple languages.

His ability to mirror others and create rapport at first appears to be an admirable trait. He comes across as kind, generous, humble; an under-appreciated gem of mankind. Depending on your level of awareness, you will quickly fall for him.

Ladies, please do not be fooled. This man is MASTER manipulator. He has an incredible talent of feigning genuine emotion. Nothing about him is genuine besides the fact that he gets off by “pulling one over” on others.

Impulsive, addicted to adrenaline, successful and appears to be calm most of the time. He will use every card he has against you-most of the time his strategy is so smooth that you won’t even be aware of the game you’re unwillingly playing.

Possible sex addict. Possible drug addict. He’s dangerous and if you have come across this and have any doubts, RUN, do not walk, away. This is especially fitting if you live stateside. There’s
by Alphabeee March 6, 2020
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Jason

Comes across as a genuine friend, then high-key stabs you in the back. A pathological liar, with psychopathic tendencies. Beware of guys named Jason.
"Don't chuck a Jason."

Girl 1: Who even is Jason?
Girl 2: The king of all rats.
by Tekashi9ine6ix June 16, 2020
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jason

An stupid fuck that doesn’t know a dame thing
Yo what’s up jason
by Uh090909 October 17, 2020
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Jason Todd

Jason Todd is a dead bozo from DC Comics
Person 1: Yo that kid looks like Jason Todd!
Person 2: Is it because he's dead or because he's a bozo?
Person 1: No! He's Jason Todd because he's both of them!
by shadowcatxo November 16, 2021
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Jalona

Dude last night was crazy I slapped my girlfriend with my jalona while she was sleeping!
by BigJalona August 6, 2011
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Jason

The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart

The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober

N=ovember
"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"
by Jason the great May 18, 2014
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Older-than-Jason

This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.
Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!
by OldassJason August 10, 2009
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