Irish hat trick

Act of balancing a hard hat on your shaft with no hands after looking at a transsexuals instagram photo(will be perceived as balancing on the brim of the hard hat)

Damn that picture had me doing an Irish hat trick in front of my coworkers.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023

blur-itis

Every naked person on basic cable seems to suffer from this mysterious disease that blurs the genital areas. If we work together we could find a cure for blur-itis by the year 2012.

All of the women who get breast implants on Doctor 90210 seem to contract blur-itis shortly before and after their operations.

by marlasinger February 2, 2007

Lol-itis

When the person you are texting says "haha" "lol" "lmao" or "rofl", to incredibly not funny things. This is a serious condition, in which no one should "lol" to. It's also quite annoying.

Olivia: Good morning Shayna.
Shayna: hey lol
Olivia: How are you?
Shayna: hahaha i'm good.
Olivia: Great. Want to hang out today?
Shayna: ROFLMAO!!! yes.
Olivia: AH YOU HAVE LOL-ITIS!

by CreepCake24 April 15, 2010

original-itis

When a person automatically dislikes a new version, sequel, or remake of a movie, TV show, or video game (usually without even trying it) just because it isn't "the original" version that they grew up with. This is especially common with older generations, as well as hardcore fanbases of some series (Star Wars and the hatred for the prequel trilogy being a notable example).

*Drew has a bad case of original-itis. Even though Daniel Craig's performance as James Bond has received excellent praise from critics , he refuses to even watch the new Bond films just because they aren't the old Connery films that he grew up with.

My English teacher's original-itis told the class that Leonardo DiCaprio's Romeo + Juliet movie was a bastardization of Shakespeare's play. She was shocked when I informed her that Shakespeare's play was actually copied from on older Italian poem "Romeus and Juliet".

by Anon989989 July 29, 2015

Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich

It´s when someone opens a baked potato, farts in it and closes it a gain really quick.

"I already had something to eat."
What did you eat?
"I ate a Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich."

by SirToastaire April 16, 2018

Couple-Itis

A disease someone catches when they get a new girlfriend or boyfriend.

Symptoms:
-hypocrisy to twist situations into your lovers favor
-ignoring friends
-using the fact you have a girlfriend as an argument
-being rude to everyone thats not your lover
-ignoring all critical thought and believing only ur lover
-overreacting to people that do anything remotely bad to ur lover

Have you seen Bill and Jane? They have been so rude to everyone but each other! They must have Couple-Itis.

by Doctor Schjäzuansenburger December 23, 2018

black Irish tea

Dark colored tea, most Irish people have had it before. Has quite a bit of caffeine.

Girl: My favorite drink is black Irish tea.

by thatgirlwhostares April 21, 2020