Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.

I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.

by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025

Hold your light

"Hold your light" in racial terms means for the black people to stay away from white people

African American little girl stopped to talk to a white couple with a baby. The African American dad yells out to his daughter "HOLD YOUR LIGHT" and with that the little girl puts her head down and walks away from the white family.

by Lisaluv April 4, 2023

Holding up 4's

Means you're either really gay or you're absolutely obsessed with me

Botta go stare at that ass! Holding up 4's

by My Left Nut<3 May 7, 2022

hate holds

Less pleasant version of 'love handles'

While Ming the Merciless referred to them as love handles, his concubines felt they were more like hate holds.

by joshofbass October 29, 2011

holding up fours

holding up fours means that you are very hot

the person holding up fours over there is hella hot

by so silly0000 August 15, 2022

holding up 4’s

Holding up 4 fingers in a picture means you are voting for me for 2022-2023 Student Leadership.

“Hey guys pose for a picture real quick, but Make sure to be holding up 4’s”

by 09287384 May 2, 2022

Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.

Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.

by anonymous May 15, 2023