hammerland

The place where drunk people go. In truth, it's more of a state of mind than an actual place. You don't need a ticket to go there, but you must be hammered.

Dude, I woke up in the stairwell this morning, and I have no idea how I got there. I must have been in hammerland.

by Brenton Stanley January 23, 2006

Hammerfucked

To have an intense hangover from partying too hard the night before.

Guy 1: Duuuude you look hammerfucked! What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I drank a bottle of tequila last night.. FUCK my head hurts like a bitch.

by OnTheDanceFloor May 31, 2010

Hammer Chode

A hammer chode meant for the soul purpose of banging, It's nature is unknown by many.. but it gets shit done. This is a chode with potential.

"Jesus! Is that the Loch Ness monster?"
"Nawh,. It's just my Hammer Chode."

by The Occational Flame. May 15, 2010

hammerhead

someone who copies every single fucking joke you say. Basically, a massive, unoriginal twat.

Person 1 - "lmao you have aids."
Person 2 - "yeah lmao you have aids."
Person 1 - "stfu you fucking hammerhead cunt."

by FingerCrossAndGodBless June 13, 2017

Hamberder

The misspelling of 'hamburger' by a moron posing as the President of the United States.

I want to illustrate my narcissism by bragging about buying hamberders.

by I_am_awesome January 15, 2019

saucy hammer

A saucy hammer is when the man puts his penis in the girls mouth and she gets under him. Once she's under him the man proceeds to do pushups while having his penis in her mouth.

Last night Jacob R.'s mom was horny so i gave her a saucy hammer.

by Ben Offenbloom May 2, 2006

hewbrew hammer

A small jewish penis.

Ryan offered Jules his hewbrew hammer but she slapped him and ran away.

by Jokesin July 25, 2007