Skip to main content

Goon Day

on February 4th 2025 ts icl pmo gooning day pmo and happens with a friggin packet yo!
yo this was actually smart i knew this was happening, ts (its) goon day
by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025
mugGet the Goon Day mug.

Foster Park Flicker Gooning

The act of pulling out your Long Veiny Cock and stroking in the bathrooms at the public foster park and submitting yourself as one with the park, drooping your seed and making yourself one with the cremation of the park, as you rapidly stroke that massive todger. consuming the bathroom around with with your glorious glaze which is known as goon juice.
i cant wait to go to the park and start Foster Park Flicker Gooning
by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025
mugGet the Foster Park Flicker Gooning mug.

Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
mugGet the Derek's Goon Technique mug.

Goon Squad

The most beautiful, intellectual, sexy, young, fun to be around group of girls you’ll ever meet. They have the best fashion sense and are incredibly good looking. They always have moves and every guy wants to rizz them. If you ever get the chance to even look at the Goon Squad, you’ll never stop thinking about it.
by Imalovernotahater October 22, 2023
mugGet the Goon Squad mug.

Goon stone

Like a kidney stone passed by all the dry nut built up from prolonged gooning. Goon stones may be used in the future as renewable energy
I was too gooning for so long I finally passed the goon stone
by Gelgate master 123 March 28, 2024
mugGet the Goon stone mug.

gooning

To goon. Gooning is simply defined by edging for an extended period, typically inducing a trance-like state.
I was gooning for 7 hours last night
by GuyDefinesGooning December 8, 2023
mugGet the gooning mug.

Moon Gooning

The act of taking peyote with the Navajo Native American tribe while blowing the heads off American Buffalo, than masturbating to resurrect “The Phoneix”.
Dallas and I are going Moon Gooning with Eagle Waters in the plains tonight
by MikeyOzone November 19, 2023
mugGet the Moon Gooning mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email