frumpfortable

A piece of clothing or furniture that is extremely comfortable to wear or use, but is not visually appealing in any way.

My wife put on her frumpfortable purple dress. She said it was relaxing. I say it does nothing for me.

by Jay Coz July 16, 2008

fruckus

Fruckus - A general expression refering to a problem, difficulty, or negative experience.

I don't think half the people in the crowd knew what the fruckus was about.

by Ken Olsen March 26, 2008

Rabid Fruit Donkey

Rabid Fruit Donkey

An extremely violent jackass who likes to get drunk off of fruit cocktails.

That rabid fruit donkey is extremely wasted on fruit cocktails again.

by Christopher G September 5, 2008

Fruit Basket

See also Snowman....When a male tucks his nuts and dick in between his legs. Squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the penis tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.

My girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, I had a fruit basket waiting for her!

by Frainslug February 16, 2006

frustrated wank

The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!

Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

fruit cake

1.some one who is a gay person or who is acting like a gay person

2. A cake made of fruits

1. Julian is a fruitcake cuz he likes men
2. man that fruit cake was so good last night

by Mr.cookforsmith January 25, 2007

Heat Frustration

Adjective, describing the sensation one has after being exposed to intense heat, sun, summer conditions, for a period of time. Anger, hostility, road rage, irritability, etc. as well as a general feeling of exhaustion, and overexposure to heat/sun.

Similar to heat exhaustion, however emotions, actions and irritability are measured by the definition heat frustration.

"I've been out in the sun all day, I think I have heat frustration"

"Its so hot in here I'm getting heat frustration"

by Hot AZ Summer March 3, 2009