To squeeze ones glutes in a way that redirects the force of a fart around the genitals and out of the front of the body.
By front piping my regal coin purse and harnessing the power within my rectum, I forced the marooned vessel from a most assured doom upon the partially submerged iceberg.
by Pentangelo Manwoody IV December 6, 2017

The thing I said to woman and it was disrespect and the principal told me it was bad and I fr respect if you respect me I don’t know why it was bad to say fr. that is why respecting women is good. sentence yeah.
by poopsexual November 21, 2019

by Heywood jadoome March 31, 2021

by TheElectricLady July 16, 2022

When you literally bite someone from their front side. A way of showing love and affection. Its another version of blowjob except you bite it. It could be for a male or female if you know what I mean.
I was front-biting him afterschool
by nibbernator September 6, 2019

by maryjayne007 August 12, 2023

Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!
"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"
"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"
"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"
by Ms. Cutthroatt November 2, 2009
