irish feet

Irish feet is the term used to describe when you've reached the point of head-throbbing-wasted-awesomeness where you can't walk 3 feet without stumbling over everything that's in your path.

Guy 1: *points at drunk guy at party* "hey look at that guy over there, he's so sloppy"
Guy 2: "yeah that bottle of tequila gave him the Irish feet"

by Aaron the ass eater August 30, 2016

tender feet

A person who is easily offended

His tender feet could not take a joke

by Treunx January 29, 2018

feel ten feet tall

To be proud.

My daughter became a Doctor. I feel ten feet tall right now.

by Marucha February 9, 2017

Train Track Feet

When you are walking barefooted in a public place that should require shoes with some busted ass feet.

Wedding reception requires shoes.

Barefoot Karen is cuttin da rug with those train track feet at he ex's wedding.

by Jenjamin!4 January 8, 2020

Feet stains

My pencil that I had for two weeks. I miss him terribly he was my pal. We traveled around the world together. Then he got lost. Somewhere somehow, he is hopefully in a better place now... :( R.I.P 2019-2019 haven't seen him since last decade.

"Feet stains did a good essay today!"

by Doomraid3r January 10, 2020

chakra feet

CHAKRA FEET is enhanced way of standing enabling to withstand being pushed and walk on ice (and also walking on water)

Peter apostol fell to the lake and Jesus save him using CHAKRA FEET

by YoruNoKami February 4, 2020

ice cream feet

When your floor is as chilly as a marble slab creamery, and it freezes your feet. (For example Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream chain that uses a cold marble slab to prepare your ice cream as you watch.)

- "Damn, I was getting some water from the kitchen... Now I gots ice cream feet!" (best said while mischievously while placing your feet upon the warm legs of your significant other.)

by mugsydean April 9, 2020