When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.
*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
by LokiSleeve July 08, 2015
Where a bruh girl has feet like a man and cannot wear heels as their feet are to WHAM! However, their feet size matches that of Doc Martins flawlessy.
I really can't wear heels like for real, but somehow they fit great in boots I guessi was just born with boot feet.
by Ritokenden August 07, 2020
What you say to someone who is violating your personal space out of aggression or stupidity. From the 80's street slang, you want them at least 6 feet away. Today, science reconfirms that mandate.
You and some friends are smokin a doob and some wannabe sidles up, all smiley and shit.
You: Hey, 6 feet fuckhead!
You: Hey, 6 feet fuckhead!
by White Afro August 31, 2020
What your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet on the Disney ride The Pirates of the Caribbean.
by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025
What the bottom of your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet in the Disney ride the Pirates of Caribbean.
by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025
A person that cannot kick a ball in an accurate direction and that throws their limbs around unwillingly similarly to a squid
by Flash4dash May 09, 2018
The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017