Truck fucked

The act of being caught behind a semi and being fucked over due to its slow rate of acceleration. It can occur at a traffic light or while being stuck in a lane behind a truck.

1: That semi just pulled out in front of me going 30 on the fucking highway!!

Sounds like you just got truck fucked.

2: I just truck fucked that entire lane by not letting anyone pull out, I'm awesome.

You're a douchebag.

by JJHOUSEE August 14, 2010

I fucked on the Magic School Bus

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.

Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)

by dr.demann162 October 14, 2011

Baby Faced Assassin

A generally cute young male who has the ability to have relations with a female without them knowing!

Stay away from him he is a baby faced assassin.....too late your pregnant!

by KDAWG1234 November 2, 2012

fucked off my ass

to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying

i was fucked off my ass last night idr fucking your mom man

by barbie legs February 6, 2007

heart fucked

To want someone even though you should not; to love someone but to never tell them

The boy was obviously heart fucked over his best friend, everyone saw it, he just could not stop wanting her.

by Bratney May 22, 2006

dick faced cockmaster

1) one who implies that the reciever of such a statement is in fact a homosexual who isnt very nice

Shut the fuck up you dick faced cockmaster

by sheezy boy February 14, 2003

Getting fucked over

Receiving a bad (usually worst) outcome undeservedly.

True story: You need a 70% overall to pass an exam with four questions.
Question 1: 70%
Question 2: 85%
Question 3: 85%
Question 4: 85%
Student does not receive a Pass because Question 1 was significantly lower than the other three questions.

In this case the student is getting fucked over as the rules are not implied in this case, due to some fuck face on the grading committee deciding to come up with their own rule.

by Dr. Poker August 12, 2011