Eating Soufflé

The ultimate expression of ineptitude, supplanting "out to lunch." Derived from the king of all dipshits, George W. Bush - when asked what he was doing when he learned that President Obama finally cleaned up his mess and took out Bin Laden, he responded "eating soufflé."

Further, not in touch with the real world, crazy; also, inattentive. This expression transfers a temporary physical absence for the purpose of eating soufflé to a temporary or permanent mental absence. In George W. Bush's case, it's the permanent kind.

Don't bother, this dumbfuck is eating soufflé.

by drokhole June 7, 2011

de-eat

the act of vomitting, esp. everything you've just eaten.

the act of expelling un-food from the body.

1. Shit she just de-ate all over the rug. No, I don't mind, but now she's going to have to re-eat dinner.

by atomicdave March 27, 2004

period eating

the act of performing oral sex on a girl while she is on her period.

Wow Brendan was period eating that girl yesterday. That why his mouth looks like he has red lipstick on it.

by Analdestroyer69 April 25, 2014

eat grass

Going outside, away from the internet.

Same as "to touch grass".

Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.

I'm ootl on X, what is up with it?
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad

Didn't you know <something hard to understand>
Go eat grass, you definitely need it

by Olety December 5, 2021

eat out

to lick a woman's pussyword with your tongue. perform oral sex to a female

aye girl can i eat you out?

by Crazy Mo May 29, 2003

Eating crackers

Not doing shit, lazy, unproductive.

Jason was supposed to be to work by 9:00, but instead that mother fucker is eating crackers again.

by Yessssss Michigan April 4, 2018

I EAT

See AYEET

AYEET? More like I EAT, amirite?

by mafiahairspy February 25, 2015