The ultimate expression of ineptitude, supplanting "out to lunch." Derived from the king of all dipshits, George W. Bush - when asked what he was doing when he learned that President Obama finally cleaned up his mess and took out Bin Laden, he responded "eating soufflé."
Further, not in touch with the real world, crazy; also, inattentive. This expression transfers a temporary physical absence for the purpose of eating soufflé to a temporary or permanent mental absence. In George W. Bush's case, it's the permanent kind.
Further, not in touch with the real world, crazy; also, inattentive. This expression transfers a temporary physical absence for the purpose of eating soufflé to a temporary or permanent mental absence. In George W. Bush's case, it's the permanent kind.
by drokhole June 7, 2011
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Brett: Brah, did you hear about the party last night?
Darren: Nah, what happened?
Brett: Dude! Becky, Lisa, and Collin were totally eating fresh in Aimee's Ford!
Darren: Nah, what happened?
Brett: Dude! Becky, Lisa, and Collin were totally eating fresh in Aimee's Ford!
by SandwichArtist1997 July 13, 2018
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Same as "to touch grass".
Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.
Same as "to touch grass".
Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.
I'm ootl on X, what is up with it?
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad
Didn't you know <something hard to understand>
Go eat grass, you definitely need it
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad
Didn't you know <something hard to understand>
Go eat grass, you definitely need it
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"I asked Howard if he wanted to drop acid with us tonight but he decided to sit at home and eat grapes instead."
by loprogression January 25, 2008
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