FIRE CROTCH

A person with red pubic hair

oh my god last night i need my new fire fighter boyfriend to put out my fire crotch in bed

by urbanman223 December 22, 2010

maryjane rotten crotch

the skankiest nasty scum douchebag slut a hood rat of epic degree with no I mean no redeeming qualities and she wears glasses has a una brow and a moustache with multiple kids from different dads whose idea of ambition is squeezing no dropping another kid for more wellfare ugly as a lard fire with a pile of what appears to be dog vomit with sabertooth crotch crickets between its legs and 20 pelicans following everytime she goes to the beach trying to tell her about douche because of the stank on her pussy it confuses them because they think they're going to mac down on a pile fish guts or dog vomit they show up and it's just some maryjane rotten crotch also m.j.r.c.

K.T. is a big ole fucken maryjane rotten crotch she'd fuck a cops k-9 if she thought there might be something in it for her, three meals a day for that hoe is swallowing the load of three different guys in one day while she's pregnant from some other guy parties on wellfares dime and sells her ass for everything else

by [e-mail] June 18, 2009

Crotchet

1. Verb To knit, a style of knitting.
"Mary crocheted my sweater."


2. The combination of crotch and rocket

1. "Mary crocheted my sweater."


2. "Oh my god! Look at that guys huge crotchet! That thing could blast a hole through my bedroom wall!"

by Shadow Link (Tyler) July 16, 2008

crotch crab

parasitic insect species notorious for infesting human genitals.

Crotch crabs are little bastards that live in your crotch and bite the hell out of you while hanging onto your pubes for dear life.

by grena February 19, 2010

Crotch Chops

The large magnificent cascade of pubes flanking both sides of a man's overgrown undercarriage.

"Mark's been growin out his crotch chops for swimsuit season."

by JusticeLeagueAssembled March 21, 2012

Rusty Crotch

Someone who is unfortunate enough to be born with red hair. Thus, having red pubic hair.

Note, not all red heads have red pubes, but it's out there.

Often an offensive term used to tease people with red hair.

Man: "Yo, Rusty Crotch!"
Man with red hair: "Fuck you!"

by Daisy D November 14, 2005

crotch rocket

A crotch rocket is a penis.

Gary has a huge crotch rocket and all of the girls want to ride it.

by Rocket Rider November 1, 2006