dangerous cowboy

while fucking her from behind, cup onto her tits and say "these feel just like your sister's"
try to stay on/in for 8 seconds.

i pulled the dangerous cowboy on my gf last night. needless to say she isnt my gf anymore.

by bellzzzz October 27, 2009

cowboy

a delicacy composed of bagel, turkey, barbecue sauce, and cheese.

Person 1: I'm gonna go grab a cowboy before the football game, wanna come with?

Person 2: Nah, I had a philly steak and cheeze like 10 minutes ago

by analfriends January 3, 2009

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!

"Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?": a phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"

"ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] June 4, 2013

Thirsty cowboy

Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.

Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!

by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014

cowboy jay

It is a rare species of male who likes grunting, groaning, axes and horses. Someone who's part hick, part genius and a little bit of je ne sais quoi. Usually this species hails from Quebec.

Did you see that guy straddling the horse and groaning, he's such a cowboy jay!

I like him because he fixes shit in my life like a Cowboy Jay

by CFGOMG February 15, 2014

cowboy parked

parked completely sideways, as if you have never seen a parking lot before.

He cowboy parked the fuck out of that truck. Damn near in three different parking spots.

by big bear941 April 12, 2014

New England Cowboy

Someone who dresses like a cowboy without having ever seen a cow or lived in the country.

"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."

by alexseymour October 26, 2014