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South Carolina Trojan Horse

A sex act, which is highly dangerous and should only be attempted by experienced individuals. The woman gets on all fours and uses both her hands to stretch her asshole as wide as possible. The man stands about 10-20ft behind her and masturbates until the point of edging. When the man is about to cum, he sprints towards his lady and jousts his erect cock all the way into her asshole and ejaculates. The force of the simultaneous joust and ejaculation is what ends the Trojan War.
I was watching a documentary about the Trojan War when my girlfriend walked into the room and sat on my lap.
Next thing she knew she was four on the floor, ass open and ready for a South Carolina Trojan Horse.
by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe October 29, 2023
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jaren and carol

Jaren and Carol is the definition of a perfect couple that will last for a long time maybe even for eternity. Everybody wants to be a couple like couple and Jaren.
They are so Jaren and Carol wannabes.
by C♡J April 9, 2017
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Shut up Carolanne

Carolanne is a wilderness woman who horse rode her way alone with a shotgun; day and night across the barnyard to the front and center of social media's hall of fame. Hasn't made much effort and does not have a real reason to be popular!!! Her stardom was elicited from her personality. She's just being her natural country loud-mouth land livin' self and it's attracting a load of attention along with violent hatred.
1st person: Who's Carolanne?

2nd person: I don't know. You tell me!

3rd person: Isn't she the obnoxious pessimistic farm girl; everybody wants to jump because she's not sucking dick, riding dick, or getting knocked up by a dick, and spending time at home taking care of babies; unlike the other thirsty skanky whores???

1st person: OMG! I knew that name sounded familiar. What happened to her?

3rd person: She's still around. She's just a little bit more on the down-low; ever since people booted her out of posting negative bullshit on Instagram. Now she has her own website, so she doesn't really use her account as often anymore.

2nd person: Well what's the name of the website?

3rd person: It's called Hinterland Of Obscurity

2nd person: And what about her memes? Did she throw them all away?

3rd person: Nope! It's being shared worldwide through Pinterest and Flickr

1st person: So she just never shuts up?

3rd person: Nope! You could say "Shut up Carolanne" and she would still keep talking and spreading her views.

2nd person: What did you expect? She's a spokewoman. starlight.sl1996
by Elliot Greenberg October 8, 2019
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Monica Lewinsky-Ing in North Carolina

An act involving purely kissing in the mountains of North Carolina where the man prematurely ejaculates while still fully clothed.
Betty: Did you and Duncan kiss?

Emma: Yes but he was “Monica Lewinsky-Ing in North Carolina” and he had to change before we want back outside!
by DuncanMoment January 11, 2022
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Denton, North Carolina

Denton is Redneck town with 15 different Restaurants that you can get the same food at. Very quiet place where weekends consist of beer drinking, smoking, an playing Techmo Bowl!
Run to the Quick Check in Denton, North Carolina an grab a case of beer an some stizzy's!
by ZNunnamaker April 9, 2017
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salley, south carolina

Salley, SC is one big retirement home. A town where people move to die. Salley, SC is home to about 450 people and is known for its annual festival, the Chitlin Strut. The town literally celebrates hog intestines, but in a town so small what else is there to celebrate?
by Ithinkimbeingfollowed July 23, 2017
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Carol

A good ole fashioned middled-aged country bumpkin with golden blond hair that will light up the room, or on fire whichever comes first. Moisturizing hair is not a priority. She is compassionate, loving, and forevever faithful to those "with her". She quickly transforms into the Queen of Hearts to those "against her", so please steer clear or you might lose your head. Carol's are devoted to the church and can easily be found in any religious institution praying for those who trespass against her.
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by headlessman72 March 21, 2010
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