Old Coffee cracker

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a old coffee cracker. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold

by Z_bass May 24, 2017

Clouds in my coffee

From Carly Simon's You're So Vain.

Coffee is awakening. Clouds block the sun and cloud your vision. Therefore, clouds in your coffee translates as not being able to see things clearly.

In the song, she was clouded by false love or infatuation and was not able to see the true character of whomever the song is about.

"I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee" (lyric)

by mlh06 July 18, 2009

coffee filter

The african american teabag

Ron Artest coffee filtered that careless NBA fan really bad, nigger.

by lemmy is god November 26, 2004

Harmar Coffee

After a night of drinking with friends, going for coffee with one of them to sober up, end up drinking more and then having sex in another friend's driveway.

Hey Tina, have you had any Harmar Coffee lately??? Would you like some?

by dr_strangepork February 5, 2005

e-coffee

The table display at the free wifi cafe.

Walking over to Henri in the cafe, I noticed his table was bare except for his netbook. Looking at him questioningly, he blurted, "Shit. I forgot my e-coffee!"

by naninan August 17, 2010

coffee buck

A coffee bucks is a branch of Starbucks, a worldwide coffee stop. The term coffee bucks was coined by 'Comedy' Dave Vitty to prevent giving undue prominence to Starbucks when discussion coffee on BBC Radio 1.

I got myself a frothy coffee from coffee bucks this morning.

by Dave Davis the fourth February 24, 2009