Champagne Shower

Female ejaculation - you need to work hard for those sweet bubbles!

When a woman ejaculates a clear fluid from her urethra all over you. Can squirt, also gushes.

"Emma was rolling around the bed moaning and I got soaked in a champagne shower! :D"

by UnFy November 6, 2012

penis pumping like a champ

the female puts either her right/left shoulder under the man's junk. Then they wrap their hand around the penis and basically "fist pump it like a champ".

Optional: you can start a dice roll on it and then work your way up to fist.

Penis pumping like a champ is like fist pumping on the Jersey Shore except in the sexual mode.

by AgaMeista January 19, 2010

Champion

Another way to call someone a douche bag using "code language."

Connor's a champion.

by sfgiantsfan021 March 28, 2009

breakfast of champions

When a girl wakes the guy she slept with the night before up with a blowjob and swallows.

Guy: (snoring)
Girl: Alright, time to wake up...

(Later)

Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!

by KittyCatty June 11, 2005

Pop Champagne

the act of urinating on another person usually as part of a sex act...and preferrably in the mouth.

Dude, after the party Patrice told me to come over so we can Pop Champagne.

by PoppaPanda May 15, 2009

State Championship Ring

The ring each member on a high school football team acquires when they win a State Championship.

Too bad for those rich kids on the Cape Elizabeth football team. No money in the world could buy them enough talent to win a State Championship Ring.

by MV-wanna-B March 13, 2011

Chip and Champ

1. a proper and respectful way to refer to mr. left and mr. right testicle, helpful in business and professional situations, or as a tool to impress the lady-folk.

2. a fucking rad way to refer to your love apples.

Q: I don't know how you did it, Frank, but that negotiation was fantastic! I don't know if it's your strategy or balls, but I've never seen anyone get the upper hand like that.
A. Well, thank you Sir, and I'd love to take all the credit, but I couldn't have done it without the lifelong support and guidance of Chip and Champ, my two closest friends and most trusted allies. They really came to bat for me today, and I owe every ounce of success to them. Now, how about we go get some beers?
A: Now, you're talking, Frank! Beers are on me!

or

Woman: So, you come here often?
Man: Yes, I do. What's that, boys? Oh, my good friends Chip and Champ would like to me you. Allow me to make an introduction. Say hello, fellas!
Woman: (brief pause) Beers at your place or mine?

by douchebacca October 18, 2008