Chavert

A chavert is an action or behaviour, that exposes someone to be less educated and or cultured than the persona they are presenting to the world.

A very common example is, adding SELF to the ends of words erroneously. Saying myself, yourself, or themselves, when you should be saying, me, you, and them. Is a sure fire way to display that you are pretending to be better educated than you actually are.

That bell end is wearing £1,000.00 trainers, but his children haven't even got beds to sleep in: massive chavert.

by Rikstir January 9, 2025

Chaperphone

*See Also Phoneperone Pronounced Sha-per-phone, a person you call and talk to while in an unfamiliar or scary place. In theory the Chaperphone can send assistance to you if a situation arises.

When my wife crosses a dark parking lot she calls me because I am her chaperphone.

by moneyman2.0 January 12, 2009

Chatergasm

The act of adding on Ohh, Ahhs, II's, Oh's, Eehs, ughs and Ohs in an ongoing sequence, adding words as you go. When reading the conversation aloud, it may sound similar to an orgasm. It us usually unintended, but fun to point out.

Molly: Oh
Jason: Oh
Molly: Ah Oh?
Jason:Ah Oh Eh?
Molly: Ah Oh Eh II?
Jason: Ah Oh Eh II OOh!
Molly: Damn it, I have to be quiet.
Jason: I think we just had a Chatergasm

by Priz91 April 4, 2010

Chabert Moment

A colloquial expression developed from the movie Colonel Chabert. The phrase began when the inventors of the phrase became mesmerized with the French movie and began watching instead of performing there normal chores and duties. They lost a lot of productive time watching the movie and ended up making up their work the rest of the day. This expression refers to act of not doing what you are supposed to do and knowing that you will pay for it later.

I had a Chabert Moment when I watched T.V. instead of doing my homework.

by Buknoy V September 7, 2010

cavernun

A Nun that lives in a Cave.

Hey mom, guess what I just used on scrabble?" "What?" "Cavernun

by cavernun January 17, 2011

cavern hopper

a person that gets turned on by huge vaginas

I heard Ted fucked Cheryl last night, that nasty slut will fuck ANYONE. He's such a cavern hopper!

by pussytoast69 August 6, 2011

chavarat

A ASIAN THAT GOT A BIG JUICY FAT LONG HAIRY SEXY BEAUTIFUL YELLOW JEREMY LIN POWERED PENIS.

brian and jayjay were walking to the park, where they came up on some fat bitches. they immediately engaged in sexual activities, and the fat bitches yelled "Damn, they got some CHAVARATS!!"

by fat bitches lovers May 2, 2012