Schlop Cake

When someone has their underwear on the table and proceeds to put their Diarrhea on top of the underwear and serve it at a family gathering.

“Steve!” “Why did you bring a Schlop Cake to Thanksgiving dinner!”

by Schloperton December 19, 2022

angel cake

aziraphale from good omens.

aziraphale is so sweet, and he is an angel. he's like an angel cake.

by cherryblossomwine December 1, 2021

homie cakes

A legend of a most chill disposition such that "homie cakes" is a valid way to describe them.

Yo homie cakes let's smoke.

by OS64 December 15, 2019

Table Cakes

An order of pancakes by an individual with the intention of consumption by the entire party. A glue-guy brunch move.

I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.

by Grobin Tingras August 29, 2019

cake statement

A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.

Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.

by oopsididntkillyouyet March 8, 2010

Jello cake

When you slap your ass and it jiggles like jello

I gave myself a nice jello cake

by Baker of the Jello Caker September 29, 2017

cake rinsed

when you go to buy drugs from some random off the internet and get left with a bag of salt

drug user 1 : "aww man, i went to score some gear and cake rinsed me"

drug user 2 : "i fucking drove 2 hours to suck this dudes cock for rock but this cunt cake rinsed me with a bag of salt"

by harry jnr January 21, 2021