Cheese Town 

A city or town where a lot of shootings occur.

"New Orleans can be great, but it's a total Cheese Town."

Cheese Town by RustyNailTermz October 19, 2020

Cheese Grater Dick

Commonly referred to as CGD, "Cheese Grater Dick" is a painful chafing that occurs as an affect of wearing jeans without underwear.

Chris: I didn't have any clean underwear this morning so I had to go commando today.

Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow

Cheese Grater Dick by Chrya Lewa September 21, 2009

cheese goal 

1. When a flukey goal is scored in football(soccer), especially when on a computer game, which the defending team couldn't do anything to prevent. 2. Also known simply as 'cheese'

1. Kirk: What the fuck! Cheese goal, you lucky bastards.
2. Chris: Yeah,what a goal
Chad: Fuck off, you know that was cheese!

cheese goal by SomeDayIWishUponAStar May 13, 2005

cheese in hand 

A cheese snack placed in the palm of the hand

"Man I'm hungry I could do with some cheese in hand"

cheese in hand by Thomas David Waddicar April 28, 2008

Cheese Cancer 

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.

Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.

Cheese Cancer by 2dr June 10, 2009

Cheese Pouch

A Cheese pouch is found on some women, it refers to a bulge over the pubic area but not quite a GUNT since it does not encompass the Gut area, a cheese pouch should be soft to the touch and slightly gelatinous, giving the effect of melted cheese in a bag.

"I was boning this bitch froggystyle but when i flipped her around all i could look at was her cheese pouch!"

"Aw bro, sick, you can make poutine with that cheese pouch"

Cheese Pouch by ndgsmpepe August 6, 2009

Cheese Sleeve 

A cheese sleeve is an uncircumcised penis that is unkept and has collected a dick cheese in its weird casing. Sometimes if cheesey enough. It will ceep out the top.

I went to go down on Matt to discover he was sporting a putrid cheese sleeve.

Cheese Sleeve by Slippery Richard November 9, 2010