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canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth
jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

happy birthday 

on a mans birthday his spouce/girlfriend must make all of his favorite foods, then he proceeds to jizz all over them and his spouce/girlfriend must eat them all and if she fails to finish she must put it all in a tupperwear container and save it for later
i made jenny give me a happy birthday yesterday....she was so pissed
happy birthday by WobbaWobba September 17, 2006

Golden golden birthday 

When your age is Double the date you were born on
Turning 33 on the 3rd.....golden golden birthday.....ahhhhhh

18th birthday 

18th birthday by Funnylink2 February 4, 2009

round birthday 

When birthday celebrations last for days or even weeks past your actual birthday.
Since Nanny couldn't be here on my actual birthday, I'm having a round birthday this year and it will last into next weekend.
round birthday by TonyBWood July 1, 2014

july 30 birthday

this is for ian. good guy. pretty cool
july 30 birthday is the day ian was born
july 30 birthday by urmomhaha69 November 20, 2020