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beached whale

a beached whale with a cocktail sausage is a fat guy with a very small penis!
he was like a beached whale with a cocktail sausage
by mighty triple.t November 11, 2010
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Cakin it on da beach

Just gettin busy on da beach

When you with your partner and in a sandy area just get busy now you cakin
ya know cakin it on da beach whell shewt
by boy be cakin August 4, 2011
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Long Beach MS

Positive things about Long Beach MS: Everyone who is anyone wants to live here. It`s a clean, low-crime little city West of Gulfport MS, and East of Pass Christian MS. It lines the Gulf of Mexico, and is part of the gulf coast. it has a beautiful, and historical looking downtown.
Negative things about Long Beach MS: It has the highest property taxes in MS. It has a lot of elderly people that don`t have lives, because they`ve already lived them. Don`t walk down the street because someone will call LBPD on you. LBPD is like a box of chocolates, and you never know what you`re going to get, but most of them make you sick. Younger people need to take over the political positions in Long Beach MS, and invite businesses to come thrive, and help lower taxes. It needs more diversity, and less rich, and deep pocketed city officials.
Q: I love living in Long Beach MS, but what`s up with all of the houses for sale?
A: People can`t afford to live here due to the taxes & house insurance costs.
No trailer-homes aloud in Long Beach MS!
Cost of living in Long Beach MS is the same as in NY, and CA, only the residence here earn a lot less in income.
Q:What is a cost of living raise?
A:Long Beach MS doesn`t know.
by housepoor June 21, 2011
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beaching it

1. Going to the beach.
2. Past tense would be 'beached it'.
3. Future tense would be 'beach it'.
What are you doing right now?
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.

What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.

What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.
by Border Brother September 8, 2005
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Chocha Beach

Chocha refers to the beautiful honeycup known as the female yoni. It is an ancient Taino (indigenous peoples of Puerto Rico) slang word which calls to the English-speaking mind a conch. Nay, it is that sweet human shell from which we all came. If you're still at a loss, it's a twat.

When paired with the word "beach" the phrase becomes a euphemism for swimming in the seas of said sweet human shell, or, as the kids say, muff diving.

One can go to "chocha beach" but one can still fail at it in general. One who swims particularly well at "chocha beach" is a blessed, blessed soul for whom there are no limitations. Yea, verily, they are to be treasured.

One would be remiss to not mention the many Eastern Sea Board residents who commonly refer to the polluted Orchard Beach as "Chocha Beach" for it's foul odor. But that is a hateful expression, playing upon the false notion that women be nasty.
"Gurl, I could tell he hadn't had many swimming lessons when he went to Chocha Beach last night."

"I'm telling you, muthafucka best bring out the floaties because he owes me some deep sea diving at Chocha Beach."
by DianasaurusWrecks July 28, 2011
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Beach Rat

Mixture of the beach bums and rasta hippies. Absolutely love the beach.
by matterofacttt May 7, 2010
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Royal Palm Beach

A swaggin' suburb in South Florida near West Palm Beach, averaging ten miles off the shore. Full of ugly chicks, and the few that aren't bad are stuck-up.

Commonly abbreviated as RPB.
Guy 1: Hey, do you want to stop by Royal Palm Beach on the way to South Beach and try to pick up chicks?
Guy 2: Nah, bro, I heard that RPB is full of butt-ugly chicks. There's definitely a reverse grenade effect there.
by DavidAlvesJuanCarlos,ex-C.E.O. December 17, 2012
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