jerking off

masturbating

"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

[Fack Off]

Fack Off is an expression of extreme disagreement.

(T):Hey want to earn money on Second Life?
(A):FACK OFF

by RobinPK December 21, 2008

Gee’d-off

When someone fucks off home on a night out mid Sesh without telling anyone.

Tom: You seen Gee, he went to the toilet 20 minutes ago
T.J: He’s probably Gee’d-off. He does it all the time

by Tom1&TomA January 09, 2020

Tossed off

When a girl runs the penis skin of a male

Maci tossed off Liam it was so pleasureable

by Johnafang November 25, 2019

yacking off

To talk incessantly for ones own personal pleasure.

Instead of work he's been yacking off all day.

by Len and Nicole June 15, 2007

shower it off

To recover from something by showering.
Equivalent of 'sleep it off'

-This exam was so distressing.
-It was! I'll see you later guys, I've gotta go shower it off!

-God, hon', I had the most awful day...
-C'mon, let's shower it off ! ;)

by Cirera May 18, 2011

Macing Off

The act of talking about your Mac computer so joyously it seems like you get the same amount of joy from jacking off.

Meghan - Did you hear, James got a Mac Book and an I-touch?

Tom - Yes, I heard. James was Macing off in my ear for the better part of an hour about how awesome his new Mac is.

by DeeVee585 September 02, 2010