Warren Buffetted

Describes how a beleaguered investor feels after taking lousy advice from da controversial "definitely not related to Jimmy" billionaire.

I stay outta da stock market at all costs, so dat I don't risk feeling Warren Buffetted.

by QuacksO January 24, 2022

Shit-Buffer

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.

My boss is a great shit-buffer.

by olijj February 7, 2022

trucker buffet

Trucker Buffet, also known as a "truckstop soup kitchen" refers to organized sexual encounters involving several men engaging in intercourse without the use of protection and most notably with one recipient being penetrated by multiple partners. Trucker Buffets are typically associated with males engaging in homosexual intercourse with little regard to cleanliness or safe sexual practices.

Don't go in the showers, they're still mopping up after the last trucker buffet.

by xtshx September 19, 2022

Lobster Buffet

Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.

“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Lobster Buffet

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.

“I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Combat buffet

When you are having a meal buffet style with a group of fat people who push in line.

Thanksgiving this year turned into a combat buffet - I was lucky to get gravy.

by rachycakes April 30, 2023

Cuck Buffet

When your significant other performs oral sex on another man and then feeds his semen to you like a mother bird feeds their young

"last night I hooked up with this chick and she had a boyfriend. after she went down on me she gave him a cuck buffet right in front of me!"

by dirtywastelander37 May 8, 2023