Brandon 

A guy with a massive cock that’ll make your insides hurt but I’m the best way.

Friend 1: Howd that date go last night?
Friend 2: he’s a total Brandon. I can barely walk today.

Brandon by Jdedsfj September 17, 2023

Brandon 

A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.

Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.

Brandon by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023

Brandon 

Used in exchange of the file sharing platform.

Oh, that useless Brandon, it's fucked....

Brandon by MrIndi October 3, 2023

Brandon 

Leah.

Leah.
Leah.
Leah.
No escape Brandon

Brandon by maincharacter October 18, 2023

brandon 

biggest dick ever

damn brandon got that long shlong huh

brandon by brandon’s girl October 29, 2023

Brandon 

someone who just plain stupid

He's brandon, of course he thought to say that.

Brandon by randofromsomewhere November 14, 2023

brandon 

brandon is a bitch

brandon stfu your a bitch that’s why you dated Sophia

brandon by crhis_p_bacon November 20, 2023