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Ambered

When someone or something breaks or dies aka shits the bed just like Amber Heard.
by kw2513 April 28, 2022
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Amber Alert

Boy, I really Amber Alerted when I screwed up that job interview.
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Amber Alert

Finding a human turd in the middle of your bed unexpectedly when you enter the bedroom
What Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp as stated in the civil lawsuit trial on national television. Johnny received an Amber Alert notification
by CK_386 April 29, 2022
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Amber Griguhn

Damn, your dong is almost as big as Amber Griguhns
by MinionCum April 30, 2022
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Ambered

To defecate one's self.
I laughed so hard I ambered myself
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Amber

To do an Amber is when you give have to take a shit in the most unlikely place.
Named after Amber Heard that left a turd on Johnny Depp's bedside
Ex: 'My stomach is acting up. Gonna have to do an Amber'
'But we are at home depot, now!'
'Exactly'
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Amber

A lazy, talented, resting bitch face whore that is acts so batshit crazy everyone can see it. Amber will cheat, steal and lie. A coked out Amber will even cut your finger off in order to get whatever she wants. And when she get’s caught or called out she fake cries and plays the victim card. Amber is the type of raging thot that will fuck your friend, invite you to her room to have sex with you, take a dump on the bed and then accuse you of assault and rape.
I’ve heard we ain’t getting no more Pirates of the Caribbean movies cuz that dumb cunt Amber tried to screw Johnny Depp.
by Phillip D Payne PhD May 9, 2022
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