Kitty Pooled

When you turn her kitty into a pool (aka crazy creampie cumshot).

Guy1: yooo do you know beth gaul?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!

by anonymous1314799 February 7, 2024

Pool Party

A party with friends, beer and a funnel. Without all 3 it is not a pool party only a pool day.

Want to pool party?

by Reba beeba August 14, 2021

Porcelain Pool Party

A sexual act in which the male party has sex with his partner doggy style whilst he/she is puking into the toilet after a hard night of drinking.

My wife’s sister was sick from drinking all those Irish car bombs at my niece’s bahmitzvah so I decided to throw her a porcelain pool party.

by Rhett LaForte March 1, 2024

Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

pool

when you put the drinking stuff in a hole and swim in in

"i think i'm gonna get a pool"

by joyful coffee June 15, 2021

Kyle pool pirate

Big meanie who is chicken to play others in basketball because he is bad at it

Kyle pool pirate is a big meanie he thinks he cool

by big_dog33 August 1, 2021

Drain the Pool

to flush the toilet

Joe - I gotta drop the kids off
Martha - Don't forget to drain the pool!

by bean, trivia queen June 17, 2017