Skyrim Zombie 

Someone in a state of mindlessness from playing too much skyrim. The persons mind is totally blank from all topics of conversation apart from, maybe, skyrim related areas.

Person A: What's up with Tim, he's usually quite chatty and now he's all introvert.

Person B: Don't mind him, he's a Skyrim Zombie at the moment..

Person A: Intervention time perhaps?

Skyrim Zombie by henryTheRegicide December 7, 2011

Road Zombie 

A driver that seemingly comes out of nowhere at a speed much greater than yours and just as they are about to pass, they disappear in your blind spot. They then hide in your blind spot for the duration of your trip effectively stopping you from having freedom of movement or even relaxing. You can speed up, you can slow down but the Road Zombie stays fixed on you as they are the parasite and you are the host.

It is unclear why Road Zombies do what they do. Maybe their cruise control is broken or maybe they are too dumb to use it. Either way you are stuck. Your only out is to either pull over, stop and let them get ahead of you or take a quick blast at illegal speeds to shake them off. They will latch onto another car at that point but that is not your problem.

My God Peggy, we just picked up a Road Zombie. Fasten your seatbelt, I am gonna try and shake them.

Road Zombie by Sawman70 February 13, 2019

McDonalds Zombie 

When drunk or drug fucked/stoned people want mcdonalds at early hours of the morning

I was at work the other night and at like 4am this McDonalds zombie turned up! He was well wasted!

McDonalds Zombie by Sweat1 January 1, 2009

Fart Zombie 

A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.

While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"

The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.

"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"

Fart Zombie by Dluxx June 14, 2008

Texting Zombie 

A person who spends nearly every waking moment, arms stretched out with phone, texting who ever will read it. Usually this person does not acknowledge bystanders. Their most common response is "Text Me". Living conversation is difficult. Attention span at the most is a few minutes. Texting Zombies are growing in number. Avoid them at all cost lest you become one.

Texting Zombie is anyone addicted to texting.

Texting Zombie by Macsaroni July 31, 2010

crotch zombie

A sexually discomfiting prank whereby the actor, in the presence of several others in a confined area (such as an elevator), covers his crotch and proceeds to slowly and steadily approach the victim, impressing his pelvic region upon him, moaning and assuming the blank expression of the walking undead (i.e., a zombie).

The purpose of this is to annoy the victim while providing amusement for friends or bystanders within the confined area. If more than one person joins in on the proceedings, it becomes a crotch zombie swarm.

The purpose of covering the actual crotch with one's hands is to provide a physical bulwark of heterosexuality, or no homo.

Man, I crotch zombied Steve real bad in the elevator the other day.

crotch zombie by CrotchZombieCom January 7, 2007

Obama Zombie 

One who has political beliefs motivated by social image.

One who refuses to make political decisions independent of the media.

Obama Zombies present themselves as very political.

Jill is an Obama Zombie. She threw out her Lysol spray and bought expensive eco-friendly cleaner. Now she doesn't feel guilty. She has one Che Guevara shirt, one Obama shirt, and one Gandhi shirt, all three made in China.

Obama Zombie by Mug time October 13, 2008