Tic Tac Zach

it's when a kid has a little dick and it's like very tiny like a tic tac

Hey dude you have a tic tac zach, go get a real Dick not a fake mini sausage

by Jimi Hendrix II December 24, 2007

Zachery Nicholas Bowles

The most amazing guy you could ever meet.
He's kind, loving, sexy, naughty, and sometimes he's an ass, but what can you do? He's the coolest kid around and he stole my heart by saying hi. 6.18.11. <3

Zachery Nicholas Bowles is the love of my life and my soul mate.

by SkittlesNom November 30, 2011

Zach

is annoying piece of shit

man that Zach is an annoying piece of shit

by THOMAS2011 February 28, 2017

zach

he will be mean to his close friends and always have a penis distorter either bent or just cant get hard

wow zach fuck off

by thefatyy November 5, 2017

Zach

an extremely good-looking guy usually has a large penis but is overweight. most people don't like him regardless, but he has many friends

Sarah: man, I love Zach

Davy: I don't, he smells

by davysmells1213 September 20, 2018

Zachery

Zachery is that guy you know who has such a minuscule sex drive, that he is typically called a plant around the school yard. Species of plant varies, but most commonly, they're mint plants, also known as Mentha Spicata. They are typically referred to as plant by everyone who knows them and has very little social awareness when it comes to normal human interaction.

Guy 1: "Dude, that chick's ass was fucking massive, did you check her out?"
Guy 2: "Nah, not really into that stuff"
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you, a Zachery?

by An Enthusiast June 1, 2019

Zachary

well for starters he drive a cheesy/ricey mustang with a peter puffer paint job. and only listens to koon tunes and does donuts in school parking lots with unprepared passengers!! hmm...is SUPER DUPER cocky (: not a good driver (though thinks they are). gets kicked out of NHS due to drug related incidents, dumbass. and one whos mother sunbathes outside and is best friends with the one typing this up! well yea that sums up what a zachary is like (:

That guys car is sooooo ricey, it must be a zachary!

by Shauni5 May 30, 2011