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you know what I mean?

a communication tactic commonly used among close friends to clarifly that they are on the same wave length.
One friend to another: "I would go but I don't feel like being the third wheel, you know what I mean."
by Anonymous October 3, 2003
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What does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.
by Chewbacca the cat June 19, 2011
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That's what she said

Commonly said after a phrase or sentence which one does not intend sexual meaning, but would indeed be amusing if a female had made the statement in a sexual manner.
Tom: "Think I could use your air compressor to blow out my sprinkler system before winter?"

John: "No, it's probably too small. I just have a little tiny one."

(laughing) Jonathan: "That's what she said!"
by tiopepe82 October 1, 2009
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WHAT IS LIFE?

A phrase that is used when something completely upsetting, shocking, and mind-numbing occurs that questions the meaning of your existence and the existence of everything else.

Can also be used when you are speechless and there are no words to describe your thoughts.
Friend 1: She applied to 18 schools and she didn't get into ANY. And she has a 95 average.

Friend 2:.......WHAT IS LIFE?!?!?!

-------OR---------

Boy: Someone robbed my house then set it on fire......
WHAT IS LIFE?.
by lalala29 July 17, 2011
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What What in the Robot

A porn parody of the Nickelodeon cartoon My Life as a Teenage Robot created by hentai artist Zone-Sama which involves the main protagonist Jenny Wakeman being gang raped by the Crater Critters after she ruins their favorite hot spot.
Person: What What in the Robot is by far the worst thing on the internet
by JimmyCarlton June 13, 2018
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thats what she said

A juvenille yet amusing response to a sexually suggestive statement.
(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.
(students): Thats what she said!
by Professor Plum April 18, 2006
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i am 12 years old and what is this

A reaction of a 12 year old on something inappropriate.
'porn on youtube'
''i am 12 years old and what is this''
by david.david.son June 26, 2009
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