Waffle pants

The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.

Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.

by StingyZebra May 17, 2014

waffle surprise

When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.

Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"

by WaffleBashingFloof October 13, 2014

Waffle drop

It's the custy nasty crust the come off of a blue waffle. (search google images for best result of blue waffle)

Courtney Jones just licked a waffle drop off the sidewalk

by wilkie99 May 12, 2015

Waffle Bumps

Placing your cocaine into the crispy, golden traps of a waffle before taking a bump.

Noraa loves putting his cocaine into the tiny squares on a waffle before taking a morning bump, Yay waffle bumps!

by TheLemming November 15, 2015

WAFUW

Wafuw, literally means, "What A Fucked Up World".

Two US Marines defended a boy that was sexually abused. The abuser heard about the boy telling the Marines, then the abuser beat the mother of the boy. The Marines threw the abuser off the base, then for some strange reason, the Marines were disciplined. WAFUW!

by pseudoman6 September 7, 2016

waftarom

Drawn in comics to show that something smells.

The artist used waftaroms to show that a lady's perfume was overwhelmingly strong.

by Some Dragon Freak July 18, 2017

Waffle Flap

A Waffle Flap is the crusty lips of a women Vagina, which normally hang down to a certain point, near the knee area. Are often covered in cream.

WOW sally have fucking big "waffle flaps"

by LaetaWaffleFlaps January 23, 2018