turd in a punch bowl 

a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.

the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl

turd in a punch bowl by lil connor the anchor April 15, 2006

turd miner

One who excavates fecal matter.

Ryan's mom is a turd miner

turd miner by DaveIsCool123456789 June 11, 2006

Turd Hurdler 

A girls' very shapely backside. Made very visible by the tight clothing.

Wow, look at the "Turd Hurdler" on that chick!!

Turd Hurdler by Mark Langen December 29, 2006

turd burglar

To give anal and not clean up afterwards.

Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.

turd burglar by jaymor February 3, 2009

turd waxer 

a term for someone who practices anal sex due to the shiny, so wax-like effect of semen.

'that guy is such a turd waxer'

turd waxer by Jaaaaames January 7, 2005

turd stuck sideways 

An undramatic event that someone makes dramatic.

Sue called her boyfriend every time she had a turd stuck sideways.

turd stuck sideways by vanco April 14, 2009

turd slurry 

The brown (and sometimes other colors such as green, black, etc.) watery goo that is violently ejected from your anus during those long painful sessions of explosive diarrhea. Known causes: beer (in large enough quantities), Mexican food (in any quantity), stomach viruses (contracted from dirty bathrooms, Mexican food places, etc.), and from having sex with ugly women (or so I've heard).

Mary was mad at Joe because he stole her stapler. She confronted him and said "hey, Joe, why don't you go suck down a turd slurry."

turd slurry by Joker_TX April 15, 2009