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I got touched

Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!
by Vetrotek April 18, 2023
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touch my azure

Someone giving you a cloud handjob
Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure
by TCDooM November 20, 2018
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Two wings touching

Two penis, one hole.
Sheila is a double nasty one. Last night she asked Blake and I for Two Wings Touching!
by WYO_10 August 6, 2017
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My Deuce Touch

People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.
Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!
by BreadOverBliss August 3, 2018
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Twice-touched-water

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old
Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?
by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019
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you've had a touch

Cockney slang for 'you're lucky.'
'You've had a touch, stupid little mug!!'
by anonymous December 9, 2021
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danica taing-touch

having danica as a friend is the best thing that has happened to me. She'll make sure to match your energy and knows whenever something is up . She's confident and will always have your back. thank you for everything!!! :)
danica taing-touch, aka my cat buddie 💪 -hanz
by spoooooofy March 8, 2022
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