I got touched

To get busted selling drugs

Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!

by Vetrotek April 18, 2023

touch my azure

Someone giving you a cloud handjob

Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure

by TCDooM November 20, 2018

Two wings touching

Two penis, one hole.

Sheila is a double nasty one. Last night she asked Blake and I for Two Wings Touching!

by WYO_10 August 6, 2017

My Deuce Touch

People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.

Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!

by BreadOverBliss August 3, 2018

Twice-touched-water

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019

you've had a touch

Cockney slang for 'you're lucky.'

'You've had a touch, stupid little mug!!'

by anonymous December 9, 2021

danica taing-touch

having danica as a friend is the best thing that has happened to me. She'll make sure to match your energy and knows whenever something is up . She's confident and will always have your back. thank you for everything!!! :)

danica taing-touch, aka my cat buddie 💪 -hanz

by spoooooofy March 8, 2022