toilet locked

the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly

Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"

by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020

Toilet

#1 cause of AFK-kicking in gamers.

I got kicked for being AFK for too long just because I needed to use the toilet.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

toinary

The worst kid name ever

Teacher:give me your dictionary

Toinary: *laughs in sex*

by My yee 2 January 17, 2021

Toilet Bandit

Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

Toilet

pissnpoop in it

Im poopin on the Toilet!

by dahdhfhzdhs October 20, 2021

Toimilin

Toimilin is THE BEST guy you could ever met

He’s kinda of an introvert and a little bit nerdy, prob he’s a big fan of the marvel universe

his love language is quality time, acts of service and basically likes to make you feel happy and at home

His room is a real red flag but he got a really good sense of humour and a great sense of style

plus, he’s really loving and sweet but he doesn’t show it to everyone

If he does, it means you’re really special!

plus he got big dick energy and nobody can say me wrong ;)

“Toimilin got a ton of marvel comics in his room…”

“the fuck?? girl run”

by <boobs3 November 21, 2021

Toilet Math

When flushed pages of a photocopied raw manuscript that an unscrupulous math publisher had illegally obtained from a competitor’s editor or agent were found clogging the toilet.

On a surprise visit to Winning Math Publishing, the FBI found proof of toilet math taking place upon their arrival to their premises.

by Fasters February 14, 2022