silky sock

1. The act of ejaculating inside a sock. Added bonus points for using a waterproof spray on the inside of the sock to aid cleaning.

2. A game of similar ilk to “Soggy Biscuit”. A group of men will masturbate in a timed race against each other. The loser being the last one to climax into a single designated sock then has to wear the sock for 24 hours.

“It’s Stuart’s stag do, let’s have a game of silky sock!”

by Silky Reg September 20, 2020

Packing Socks

When a male packs socks in his crotch area, to make it appear he has a bigger penis.

"was the sex good?" "no, he was packing socks. and it gave me the false illusion of a big penis.

by keripillow March 16, 2011

socks and shoes

a hand in poker consisting of 2 pair 3's and 2's

person1 i got a pair of aces

person 2: i win, i got socks and shoes

by the green guy July 23, 2009

optimus sock

the act of recieving head and pulling your penis out so fiercly the recievers intestines follow your penis out of his/her mouth.

"A pink sock. Just the other way."

i totally optimus socked russell last night.

by thedragondoes August 14, 2007

Sock Shuppet

A Discord user who is part of Fallen Lucario's server (and probably many others). This rare species of ghost is the definition of AIDS according to Ghost Shader (a fellow member).

Go give this lonely dude a message @Sock Puppet#2259

Have you seen Sock Shuppet recently?
Nah, I heard he had his phone/laptop taken away.
God damnit.

by Gundham Tanaka October 20, 2017

knob sock

a person who is a total tool

hey gianni you knob sock

by miller111 May 4, 2012

Sandy Sock

You put sand in your sock and cum in the sock and then you put it on and walk with it.

Man that Sandy Sock looks so nasty but I’m amazed Ted could walk with it on.

by J Pup December 23, 2020