Wet match in a dark room

Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a dark room is the antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.

" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"

"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."

by armyowalgreens April 25, 2010

hotel room sex law

This law states that when a couple stays in a hotel room they must have sex. No exceptions. Sex is optional outside of the confines of hotel rooms only.

I wasn’t in the mood to have sex, but we were out of town, so the hotel room sex law was in effect.

by Popesum October 18, 2020

Silent Hill 4 : The Room

Released on September 7th, 2004. It is the current title of the Silent Hill series. It uses a new control system, and the setting is out of Silent Hill, but still somehow related.

"....Walter Sullivan.."

by Dave September 17, 2004

found a hobo in my room

A famous quote from the flash fanimutation hyakugojyuuichi (say that three times fast

Tv says, donuts are high in fat, kazoo. Found a hobo in my room. It princess leia, the yodel of life give me my sweater back, or I'll play guitar

by Zohan October 18, 2003

IQ below room temperature

IQ Below room temperature, a phrase used to describe an individual who is so stupid that the temperature of a room is higher than their IQ Score.
This type of person should cause the standard human to be in pain just having to talk to an individual such as one described here.

*If someone that you believe to have an IQ below room temperature doesn't understand the phrase then they have confirmed your belief.
**Even more effective if you live in a country that uses the metric system!

Connor (Person with an IQ below room temperature): *says some dumb shit*
Ryan: Fucking hell Connor, you've got an IQ lower than the temperature in here!

by DEFINEE July 17, 2020

clean up your room

A famous catchphrase of the renowned psychologist and phylosophical thinker, professor Jordan B. Peterson, referring to the fact that instead of starting to complain about our national or global problems, we should rather focus on what we can do to improve ourselves, our family, our local community, the spaces we are personally responsible for (like our rooms).

"This capitalist system really sucks, I'm going to do everything to overthrow it!"
"I'm not sure you are qualified to do that safely in any way. Instead, you could set an example and improve things in your immediate sphere of competence! Clean up your room, for starters!"

by Edward the Butler June 8, 2018

Conference Room Circle Jerk

A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.

Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.

Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?

Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.

by B-MAG November 3, 2013