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tech touch of death

What someone has when they break technology or gadgets easily just by touching or holding it. Usually women have it more than men.
Guy1: Dude, I lent my laptop to your girlfriend for five minutes and it already broke! Is every girl so bad with technology?
Guy2: Yeah, they all got the tech touch of death.
by aileronrider07 July 6, 2010
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My Deuce Touch

People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.
Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!
by BreadOverBliss August 3, 2018
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Touch my robe

A line that was first written in 'A Christmas carol' that every class that studies it takes out of context. It is, then after, used after any slightly inappropriate comment is made.
Teacher: and then Macbeth said "come to me"
Student: (whispers to friend) touch my robe
by Ouiouibagette15 June 11, 2022
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OL touchy touch

When a person from Wisconsin like to touch butt with there boys. They are always packer fans and likes the bucks
Man I know will is in denial with that ol touchy touch
by 541 goat October 31, 2023
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Two wings touching

Two penis, one hole.
Sheila is a double nasty one. Last night she asked Blake and I for Two Wings Touching!
by WYO_10 August 6, 2017
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touch my azure

Someone giving you a cloud handjob
Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure
by TCDooM November 20, 2018
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Texas Toe-Touch

When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.
The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.
by akaRakxm July 7, 2023
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