After drinking all night and eating the last resort food because nothing is open at 2 am you wake up shiting so bad your ass hole has the taco spits
by Colorawdo_crook November 15, 2015
Get the taco spitsmug. When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.
Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again
by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018
Get the Shit Spitmug. by Dirty_C_Man June 4, 2018
Get the nan on the spitmug. A powerful hit of crack cocaine which causes such a numbness of the mouth that the jaw fills with saliva. The user then applies the saliva to perform an excellent blow job or hand job using the product for lubrication.
by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024
Get the Dick Spit Hitmug. Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.
"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."
by SwissOnionKnowledge May 7, 2016
Get the spit shinedmug. When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.
by OnyxGhost July 27, 2024
Get the Dionysian Spit Roastmug. The action of dribbling saliva on your partners triangle box, usually leading to smoother jabs and squeaking lips.
by GG da banger August 10, 2021
Get the spit on kittymug.